Certified Ditch Weed™ Coffee Mug

Some cannabis wins trophies.

Some cannabis wins Honorable Mention.

The Certified Ditch Weed™ Coffee Mug is made for growers who know that not every harvest belongs in a competition. Inspired by vintage county fair award ribbons, this design proudly recognizes the buds that almost made the cut—and the growers who can laugh about it.

Featuring distressed green typography, an oversized blue Honorable Mention ribbon, and the legendary “Almost Smoked It.”™ slogan, this mug is guaranteed to get a laugh whether it’s sitting on your grow room shelf, workbench, office desk, or kitchen counter.

Perfect for morning coffee before lights on, late-night trimming sessions, or simply reminding yourself that every great grower has had a few “learning experiences.”

Because sometimes the best grow stories come from the worst harvests.

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Features

✔ Premium Island Herbz original artwork
✔ Vintage county fair-inspired design
✔ Oversized Honorable Mention ribbon graphic
✔ Funny cannabis grower conversation piece
✔ Vibrant, fade-resistant print on both sides
✔ Dishwasher and microwave safe
✔ Comfortable C-handle grip
✔ Great gift for growers, trimmers, and cannabis enthusiasts

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Specifications

• Available in 11 oz and 15 oz
• Durable ceramic construction
• Glossy white finish
• Double-sided high-resolution print
• Microwave safe
• Dishwasher safe
• Lead and BPA-free